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 WELL, LETS SEE IF YOU ARE................
 




3 questions to determine the answer. But honestly I had
no idea that this was this hard...nobody has gotten all
three correct...so if your having trouble and you have
any children..go ask them for help. LOL.

1. What is the correct pronunciation of the capitol of Kentucky?

Do you say louis ville, or do you say louie ville?

there is only one "correct" way... do you know?

2. If you are standing in the geographic center of Detroit (Michigan) and you travel on a course of magnetic south..What is the first forgien country you will come to?



3. A ship is docked at Low Tide and is showing 12 steps above the water line. Each step of the ladder is 1 foot apart. Assuming the tide will rise 9 feet in 10 hours and will rise the same amount each hour....... How may steps of the ladder will be showing in 4 and 1/2 hours from now?


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Let me know what you come up with.


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 ONLY FOR THE PHD'S IN THIS CROWD
 

Three guys go to a motel at 1:00am. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

The desk clerk tells them that if they will all three share a room they can have it for $30.00 as it is so early in the morning, and check out
time would be 9:00am.

The three guys agree and each chip in $10.00......for a total of $30.00. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

The next morning at 6:00am the motel manager arrives and checks the
nighly check in roster and clears the nighly receipts. He notices the charge for the 3 men and the time of arrival and tells the desk clerk
that he overcharged the 3 men and for him to refund $5.00 as the rate should have only been $25.00. He gives the desk clerk $5.00 in ones
and tells him to take the money to the men...


On the way to the room the desk clerk decides that since the men do not know they are getting a refund, he will keep $2.00 for himself.

He arrives at the room and explains that there was as overcharge and gives each man a $1.00 back.

Now...this means that instead of each man paying $10.00 for the room they only paid $9.00 each.....

So...$9.00 each is $27.00...and the desk clerk kept $2.00..where is the other dollar?............ Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket



Hey bella, don't even try this one sweetheart.....I love you, but if
you lock yourself out of your house...this is better left alone.

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 FOR ALL MOM'S EVERYWHERE
 


TO MOM'S EVERYWHERE - HAVE A GREAT MOTHER'S DAY !


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You have the hardest jobs in the world and you are great at it.
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 THE TRUTH DOES NOT LIE
 

Received this email from a friend of mine who is currently in Calif.

The e-mail elicits some very interesting insights on the subject of
illegals in this country no matter where they may be from. Give it a read
and see if you agree or not.

This should make everyone think, be you Democrat, Republican or Independent

From a California school teacher - - -"As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of:

I am in charge of the English-as-a-second- language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic and income levels.

Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell Gardens ,Huntington Park , etc., where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools.

Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I'm not talking a glass of milk and roll -- but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten. (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK)

I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or more DO have cell phones. The school also provides day care centers for the unwed teenage pregnant girls (some as young as 13) so they can attend class without the inconvenience of having to arrange for baby sitters or having family watch their kids. (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK)

I was ordered to spend $700,000 on my department or risk losing funding for the upcoming year even though there was little need for anything; my budget was already substantial. I ended up buying new computers for the computer learning center, half of which, one month later, have been carved with graffiti by the appreciative student's who obviously feel humbled and grateful to have a free education in America . (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK)

I have had to intervene several times for young and substitute teachers whose classes consist of many illegal immigrant students here in the country less then 3 months who raised so much hell with the female teachers, calling them "Putas" whores and throwing things that the teachers were in tears.

Free medical, free education, free food, day care etc., etc., etc.

Is it any wonder they feel entitled to not only be in this country but to demand rights, privileges and entitlements?

To those who want to point out how much these illegal immigrants contribute to our society because they LIKE their gardener and housekeeper and they like to pay less for tomatoes: spend some time in the real world of illegal immigration and see the TRUE costs.

Higher insurance, medical facilities closing, higher medical costs, more crime, lower standards of education in our schools, overcrowding, new diseases etc., etc, etc.

For me, I'll pay more for tomatoes. We need to wake up. The guest worker program will be a disaster because we won't have the guts to enforce it.

Does anyone in their right mind really think they will voluntarily leave and return?

There are many hardworking Hispanic/American citizens that contribute to our country and many that I consider my true friends. We should encourage and accept those Hispanics who have done it the right and legal way.

It does, however, have everything to do with culture: A third-world culture that does not value education, that accepts children getting pregnant and dropping out of school by 15 and that refuses to assimilate, and an American culture that has become so weak and worried about "politically correct" that we don't have the will to do anything about it.

If this makes your blood boil, as it did mine, forward this to everyone you know.

CHEAP LABOR?

Isn't that what the whole immigration issue is about?

Business doesn't want to pay a decent wage

Consumers don't want expensive produce

Government will tell you Americans don't want the jobs, But the bottom line is cheap labor.

The phrase "cheap labor" is a myth, a farce, and a lie. there is no such thing as "cheap labor."

Take, for example, an illegal alien with a wife and five children. He takesa job for $5.00 or $6.00/hour.

At that wage, with six dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the end of the year, if he files an Income Tax Return, he gets an "earned income credit" of up to $3,200 free. He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized rent.

He qualifies for food stamps

He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co- pay) health care.

His children get free breakfasts and lunches at school.

He requires bilingual teachers and books.

He qualifies for relief from high energy bills.

If they are or become, aged, blind or disabled, they qualify for SSI. Once qualified for SSI they can qualify for Medicare. All of this is at taxpayer's expense.

He doesn't worry about car insurance, life insurance, or homeowners insurance.

Taxpayers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins and printed material.

He and his family receive the equivalent of $20.00 to $30.00/ hour in benefits.

Working Americans are lucky to have $5.00 or $6.00/hour left after paying their bills and his.

The American taxpayer's also pay for increased crime, graffiti and trash clean-up.

Cheap labor? YEAH RIGHT! Wake up people!

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 ANSWER THE QUESTION
 


THE QUESTION IS:



WHY?
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