I have a so-called good friend who is currently in Alaska working for the state. He sent me this and told me that if you look at it long enough you can see the ocean...Well after 2 hours, and tired eyes, I am convinced that he is playing a mean trick on me...There is no ocean...I'm sure of this...but I will keep looking just in case I'm missing something...I am convinced that none of you would do anything like this to a good friend..
Just can't figure out why John would do this....we are really close. 
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Three gentlemen go to a brothel and it is all three's first time and they do not know what to do or say.
The madam ask es "what's your pleasure" so the three guys decide for safety sake to go one at a time to see
what's up and to protect themselves.
The madam says "we have a $100.00,
$200.00 and 500.00 service, what's your pleasure".
The first guy says the $100.00 is fine and off she takes him..He is gone for about an hour and comes back grinning from ear to ear.
His other two buddies ask him for the details and he tells
them that the most beautiful redhead he ever saw with
the biggest breast he had ever seen came in and undressed him, got him excited, put a pineapple ring on it and ate it off.
The second guy jumps up and says "I'll take the $200.00
service and off he goes for about an hour and a half. Comes back and tells his buddies "Damn,,a brunette and
a blond came in, huge breast, and put 3 pineapple rings
on it and some whipped cream and ate it off".
The third guy of course opts for the $500.00 service and
off he goes...but he is back in about 15 minutes and not
looking to well. His buddies thought he was sick and asked him what was wrong. He said, well three of the most beautiful women I ever saw laid me on the bed,
took my clothes off, excited me, put 5 pineapple rings on it, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate syrup and crushed almonds on it..I rolled my head over and saw it
in the mirror and it looked so good I ate it myself"
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