Fresh bread left out at room temp will not last a week....so here's what
to do.....




1. Do not use the stupid little twist tie that comes on the bread..use
clothes pins until about a fourth of the bread is gone then just
hold the top of the package and spin the bread around and around
until it gets very tight...then fold it under the bread..the weight of
loaf will keep it from unraveling....This will be more air tight than
the ties....

2. Keep the bread in the crisper section of the refrig..if not enough room in there at least on the bottom shelf....Now the trick here is when you use the bread...10 seconds in the microwave...gives soft tasty bread.

3. Don't wast time with counter top bread boxes...waste of money
and bread...

Use this approach and you like me can have a loaf of bread that will
keep for as long as 3 weeks..and taste fresh for that long....not hard
or stiff, or moldy.

Ok..you've all done it..stayed out longer than you told your wife or girlfriend you would be out..you said you would be home by 11:00pm and here it is 2:20am and you know you are in some really deep shit....you did not call or anything...just got wrapped up with your buddies in what you were doing and the time just slipped right by....Yes hell you have to done this.....so you rush home, cut the car lights off a block before the house, coast to the driveway and push the car into the garage..then off with the shoes, no house lights, tip-toe, make no noise and pray to your almighty that she is fast asleep...Well she's not is she..she's sitting in the dark waiting for you.. and you are had.............. Well dumb ass what did you expect..you have done it all wrong from the start....next time try this and I promise you not a word will be said by your wife when you arrive home the next time you forget to call................ No matter what time you arrive, make all the noise you can pulling into the drive way...honk the horn..blink the lights....Sober or not..get out of the car, stumble around for a minute of so, get to the door and sling it open..make it hit the wall behind it....then hollar "Hey babe, I'm home and Horney and half drunk....I'm ready for some hot sex".... I promise you that when you get to the bedroom, she WILL BE ASLEEP....AND NOT A WORD will be SAID..................................................