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Have you ever really thought about why our political leaders are not elected by popular vote....???

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Bring on the snow, sleet, and freezing rain...I need a break !

Just some strange stuff that bothers me.




I give my wife $500.00 for "running money". She comes home with $12.41 and 4 pair of shoes and a new purse and tells me she SAVED "ME" a $100.00. Now lets see..500.00 minus 12.41 = $487.59 gone...Can someone tell me where is the $100.00 she saved me...I checked, it is not in the bank account or on the credit cards that I can find.

Instead of moving our clocks one hour forward every spring, and then one hour back every fall, why not just move them forward 1/2 hour this spring and then leave the damn thing alone?

Why did Louis XIII not have any furniture...only his son had any? Wonder where he got it?

Why does a 10 gallon hat only hold 1 quart of anything?

Geese fly in a V formation....do they not know any other letters?

Why can't Michael Jackson carry his own umbrella?

Who the hell has to peel all those popcorn shrimp?

Do you think they have bathrooms in Heaven?

If I go to the store and it says "2 for 99 Cents" and I only need one, why can't I buy the 49 cent one instead of the 50 cent one?

If we could get every living human on earth together in the same place and facing the same direction and starting running, could we alter the rotation rate of the earth?

If gravity is real, why don't clouds fall to earth...and if it's not why don't they float into outer space?

Why is everything in the universe round...If there really was a BIG BANG there should be some jig-saw pieces somewhere.

Why do they call it a hysterectomy when it only occurs to women? Should be a herterectomy.

Got a favorite of your own...I would love to know what it is and why it moved you.

Do not let the fact that I have seen this over 50 times, and do not let the fact that If it were to play tonight, tomorrow night and Sunday night again, I would watch it all three nights influence you.

If you have not seen it (at least once) your life is incomplete.

You can not and will not experience or understand the meaning of true love until you see and understand the unspoken sprit behind the movie....Yes a movie...

It won 3 Oscars, and was nominated for 6 more....and in 1943 that was no small feat.

This is a film which has become a classic. Set in unoccupied Africa during the early days of World War II: An American expatriate meets a former lover, with unforeseen complications.

Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) who owns a nightclub in Casablanca, discovers his old flame Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) is in town with her husband, Victor Laszlo. Laszlo is a résistance leader, and with Germans on his tail, Ilsa knows Rick can help them get out of the country - but will he ?

The movie has many side story plot twist and a cast unsurpassed in talent and starpower...Paul Henreid, Claude Rains, Sidney Greenstreet, Conrad Veidt, Peter Lorre, and of course Dooley Wilson as the piano playing "Sam" who has been with Rick from the start are the best know of the supporting cast to Bogart and Bergman.

Probably best know for this scene when Lisa comes into Ricks place and ask Sam to play a song on the piano. It goes like this:

Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Sam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."
Sam: [lying] Oh, I can't remember it, Miss Ilsa. I'm a little rusty on it.
Ilsa: I'll hum it for you. Da-dy-da-dy-da-dum, da-dy-da-dee-da-dum...
[Sam begins playing]
Ilsa: Sing it, Sam.
Sam: [singing] You must remember this / A kiss is still a kiss / A sigh is just a sigh / The fundamental things apply / As time goes by. / And when two lovers woo, / They still say, "I love you" / On that you can rely / No matter what the future brings-...
Rick: [rushing up] Sam, I thought I told you never to play-...
[Sees Ilsa. Sam closes the piano and rolls it away]

---

Ilsa: I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met...
Rick: Was La Belle Aurore.
Ilsa: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
Ilsa: No.
Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

Rick: Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or - aren't you the kind that tells?

---

Ilsa: Rick, I have to talk to you.
Rick: [Rick is drunk] Uh-huh. I saved my first drink to have with you. Here.
[passes her a drink]
Ilsa: No. No, Rick, not tonight.
Rick: *Especially* tonight.
Ilsa: Please...
[he pours a drink]
Rick: Why did you have to come to Casablanca? There are other places.
Ilsa: I wouldn't have come if I'd known that you were here. Believe me Rick, it's true I didn't know...
Rick: It's funny about your voice, how it hasn't changed. I can still hear it. "Richard, dear, I'll go with you anyplace. We'll get on a train together and never stop - "
Ilsa: Don't, Rick! I can understand how you feel.
Rick: [scoffs] You understand how I feel. How long was it we had, honey?
Ilsa: [on the verge of tears] I didn't count the days.
Rick: Well, I did. Every one of 'em. Mostly I remember the last one. The wild finish. A guy standing on a station platform in the rain with a comical look in his face because his insides have been kicked out.
Ilsa: Can I tell you a story, Rick?
Rick: Has it got a wild finish?
Ilsa: I don't know the finish yet.
Rick: Well, go on. Tell it - maybe one will come to you as you go along.
Ilsa: It's about a girl who had just come to Paris from her home in Oslo. At the house of some friends, she met a man about whom she'd heard her whole life. A very great and courageous man. He opened up for her a whole beautiful world full of knowledge and thoughts and ideals. Everything she knew or ever became was because of him. And she looked up to him and worshiped him... with a feeling she supposed was love.
Rick: [bitterly] Yes, it's very pretty. I heard a story once - as a matter of fact, I've heard a lot of stories in my time. They went along with the sound of a tinny piano playing in the parlor downstairs. "Mister, I met a man once when I was a kid," it always began.
[laughs]
Rick: Well, I guess neither one of our stories is very funny. Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Lazlo, or were there others in between or... aren't you the kind that tells?
[Ilsa tearfully and silently leaves. Rick's face falls in his hands sadly, knowing that he's said all the wrong things]

And of course the classic line:

Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

YES CASABLANCA..IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT...WATCH IT..YOU WILL
THANK ME LATER.....Got a favorite of your own...I would love to know what it is and why it moved you.

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit

My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

My wife is so fat I told her she needed to get a job and get out of the house..She asked me what she could do..I said go stand on the beach and sell shade.

My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

On our 7th anniversary, my wife asked me to take her somewhere she's never been before, so I took her to the Kitchen.

My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion. At our house we pray after we eat.

Why, her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.

I remember once she told me I would be proud of her, he made me
something special for supper...I said "really..what" she said a reservation.

One day as I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early.

My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

While having sex, my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel and talked to me for 30 minutes.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.

I just got back from a pleasure trip, I took my wife to
the airport.

There are a million of these, I think I will post all of them. LOL