THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TAB....
One dark and foggy night, all alone trying to get homea motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum.
He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain.Scratching his head, cussing, and pacing back and forth the man was muttering "Now what the hell am I going to do..." over, and over and over...
A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place until he could get to a service station.
The motorist thanked him profusely and offered the patient $20.00 for helping him out of his dilemma and he said to the patient "I don't know why you are in that place you are really smart. The patient said, "I'm in here for being crazy, not for being stupid."
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