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WIFE SWAPPING PHOTOS (ADULT)
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Sunday January 27, 2008
A local gas station chain here is trying to increase there sales. So they have been advertising "Free Sex with Fill-Up." I went with my friend from work last week and he filled his tank.The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. My friend guessed 8, and the proprietor said,
"You were close. The number was 7.
Sorry. No sex this time."
So today on the way home from the golf course he pulled in again
and filled up his Caddy again...
Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the Correct number.
Richard guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this Time."
As we were driving away, Richard told me... "I think that
game Is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
So I told him "No... it is for real Richard.. It is not rigged. My wife won twice Last week." .... 
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Thursday January 24, 2008
Dedicated to SINANN...as I know how much he enjoys these stories....Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow that decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a farmyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.
Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him!The moral of the story: 1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend. 3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
The story of the Bull and the PheasantA pheasant was standing in a field chatting with a bull.
 
"I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree', sighed the pheasant, 'but I haven't got the energy'.
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients'.
The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. And so on. Finally, after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Wednesday January 23, 2008
OK...for the sake of a good argument lets pretend we are aloneat home and no one is watching or listening to what we are doing....Now, since you are alone...ask yourself..
Why do I vote the way I do ?Do I understand the issues at hand..
Do I understand the possible solutions to address the issues at hand..
Do I agree with the positions the candidate I support has expressed....
Am I really being objective about the best possible choices....
Am I being true to my own belief's or am I a robot voter..
 
How many of these questions can you answer honestly....If you say you are going to vote for candidate A or B or C etc..etc..etc..can you explain why you are going to do so. Or do you vote Democraticor Republican because you think that is what you are and therefore that'swhat your supposed to do.......Do you blindly vote party registration without weighing the options and alternatives.....Would you vote for Clinton just because she is a women (gender vote)If you said yes..then gender is more important to you than qualifications andissues facing the nation as a whole. Would you vote for Obama just because he is not caucasian (race vote)Same thing applies...Would you vote for McCain or Romney just because they are white males.. (gender and race vote).....same thing applies....can you see where this is going?Would you agree that both parties have both good and bad ideas to
address the ill's of the nation.
What if: Someone with experience, and qualifed, who took the best of the Democratic ideas and combined them with the best of the Republican ideas and disregarded all the bad ideas from both parties ran as an Independent....Would you vote for that person over your party affilication? If no...why not....If yes..why....If you can't answer these questions with sound reasoning and valid fact based logic...then you should have your voting privledges revoked and you should not be allowed inside a voting booth...If you can answer these questions then you are probably a well informed voter who understands both sides of the issues and have given honest thought to your choice be it Dem or Rep or Ind...I would hope that someday we will all be in the latter category..
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Thursday January 17, 2008
When the west was being discovered and developed the U.S. Military
had a lot to do with law and order and the U.S. Government set up
many military fort's in the untamed west to try to maintain some
sort of law and order and also to "control" the native Indian tribes
throughout the west, southwest and northwest....
You may recall Custer's blunder at the battle of the Big Horn as just
one of many mistakes the military made in dealing with the Indian's and there culture.... A tribe from Oregon (Coquille Indian Tribe) split into two groups...
The second group who would become known in history as the Fugowee's decided to leave the Coquille native lands along the coast of Oregon and move away in an effort to evade the problems with the white man and the military in an effort to
live in peace, and continue their lives as hunters and farmers...
As was their custom, they elected one of their elders to be chief
and to lead them on their journey to a new land to raise their
families and live a peaceful existence without conflicts with the
ever increasing saturation of the white man moving west....
This new chief, against his own heart and wishes, agreed to do this
for the benefit of his people, but his heart and soul was forever
to be tied to the ancestral home lands along the Oregon coast. His
hopes and wishes were to find an area just the same as he was leaving
that had the beauty, and the bounty of the Oregon coast....
It was this incisive drive that caused the downfall and failure
of this tribe to reach their ultimate destination...For the chief
would every morning be so unhappy that he was not back on the coast
that he would make the entire tribe break down their tee-pee's, pack
their belonging, gather the animals and move as far as they could travel in a day. This went on every day, in winter, spring, summer and fall for two years. And every morning at daybreak, the chief
would exit his tee-pee, climb to the highest point he could find,
look around in all directions and ask the following question...
(hence the tribes name of fugowee)....... Where the fug ga we? 
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Monday January 14, 2008
TAB'S never ending quest to be informative and help you ladies makesound decisions when it comes to relationships has led me to this post. Now I know you spend a lot of time and money on your wardrobe. And a lot of that money goes to underclothing....(and shoes)...but this is not about shoes.  The point in question is why do you waist hard earned money on an item you only get to wear a very short time a few times a week ?? You are going to say that the reason you do it is for the male(s) in yourlife. And that the money spent is worth it because the men love it, they love the fabric, the color, the feel, and the fantasy it creates...Yes, I am referring to the Negligee (teddy, nightie, party starter).   Well if this helps you, when a man sees one of these, he thinks about a lot of things....all at once...but how expensive it was, where it was made, is it a designer label, how sturdy is it..(thread count and washability) are not any of the thoughts in his head. It can be black, red, pink, white, pale green, or puke brown we don't care....we can't see the color anyway.
The first thing he thinks is ... DAMN ... HOT DAMN...
The second thing is....How fast can I get her out of that..
The remainder of his thinking process is negated as all the blood has
left his cranial cavity and his brain is gasping for air...
So do yourself a favor, save some money, make your guy happy and
get yourself's one of these at the nearest discount store....the end
result will be the same as if you spent $700.00.
 
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