THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TAB....
Ghost At The Window
This is real...it has been examined by the leading paranormal people in the country. If you have not seen it...you should...It will make a believer out
of you if you are not one.....
A couple bought a older house and kept hearing and seeing images in
the left window of their sitting area....so they set up a camera with a
motion sensor to try to capture the image.....
visit this site
(not for the faint of heart)............
once there, keep your eyes on the left window...and turn up your volume just a littleas to hear the faint sounds...Keep your eyes firmly on the left window..and in about15 seconds or so you will see the image........this is really erriee............................
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People who point at their wrist when they ask you what time it is.....F....You..I know where my watch is..and K-mart will sell you one for $9.95.
Women who take 5 minutes in a check out line to open a purse, unzip a secret compartment, remove a hidden coin pouch that has a 7 digit combination lock on it
dump out all the coins looking for a case quarter 2 dimes and 4 pennies so they can give the clerk exact change....then when they realize they don't have exact change,
they open another zippered compartment, take out a storage binder, remove the
coupons and the check book and try to peel off one dollar from a fresh stack they
just got from the bank....then it's 5 more minutes to put everything back.....
People who sit at a red light with their right turn signal on and don't turn until
the light is green..and they have a NC license plate....how the hell did they pass
the drivers license exam !!!!
People who are confused and think a convenience store is a Winn-Dixie........
Waiters who insist on spending 10 minutes to tell me the nightly specials
when all I want is the prime rib and a damn drink....
My wife calling me from some intersection telling me she is out of gas come help
her......Damn...I showed her the location of the gas gage and explained the cryptic
meaning of the indicator.....Now she wants a car that will tell her when to get
gas......Jimminie Crickett...
Substitute mail carriers who can't read......Why else would my mail be in my
neighbors box, and his in mind. ?????????????????????????????????????
All people who wear reading glasses and look over them just to talk to you....Next time we speak I will pin a printout of my conversation on my shirt.................................
Anybody associated with the Division of Motor Vehicles State of NC. ..........
(must be a hire the handicapped program by the state).............................
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