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Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 6:29 PM - 10 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 IF YOU BUILD IT...THEY WILL COME
 

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 MEN ARE COMPLEX , MULTI-FACIDED, AND EASY TO LOVE
 



Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Take a tip from Tammy...and live happily ever after.

We guys are complex individuals with a cornucopia of interest and hobbies. You should try to appeal to us on our intellectual side as well as on a physical side. Yes we can put on our suits and ties and go to the theater, or the opera, or other social functions and we will if it pleases you, but we don't want to go necessarily but we will. Some of us are into sports, racing, boating, chess, art, history, literature, science, etc..etc..etc...and at the same time, we may wish to sit around in our underwear enjoying some type of alcoholic beverage at times....

IT'S DNA..(DUMB NATURAL ACTIONS)..that men can see no harm in doing.. We are easy to maintain..food, power tools, and sex is about it for most of us..We are not high maintenance. We don't need nurturing after the age of 21.

We don't want ties, socks, bathrobes, underwear, belts, etc.etc.etc. for birthdays and anniversaries..if we need those items, we will go and get them for our self..Give us a gift card to Home Depot, or Lowe's..That does two things..makes us happy, and gets us out of your hair for a couple of hours.

So I vote to have the National Anthem changed to the song playing and to have the marriage vows changed from promise honor and obey to promise to stand by your man


Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 6:11 PM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 BLOGGERS IDENITY
 

Ever get a mental picture of your fellow bloggers from there blogs and things they say....

well me to...so I have created my wall of shame for a
few bloggers I have come to know..my mental picture of them is submitted for review...as I get to know more bloggers I will include you also.

Yes in all fairness I have included your mental image of what I should look like....I mean it is only fair.......let me know what you think.


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Now as promised...my image for your review.

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Hey guys and gals,,,it's all in good fun...I love each and every one of you....Hey if we can't make fun of our friends, then who?


Posted by Totally Ass Backwards at 7:32 PM - 22 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 TAB'S IDEA FOR NEW RESIDENTIAL MAIL BOX
 

As always..looking for a new way to make millions without working tooooo hard...I have designed a new postal mail box....What a way to check your mail...made of extruded plastic, and meeting all the postal requirements for mail receptacles we should make a fortune.

Give it some thought, and if you agree, send me
a comment and I will tell you where to send your
check.

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