Three gentlemen go to a brothel and it is all three's first time and they do not know what to do or say.
The madam ask es "what's your pleasure" so the three guys decide for safety sake to go one at a time to see what's up and to protect themselves.
The madam says "we have a $100.00, $200.00 and 500.00 service, what's your pleasure".
The first guy says the $100.00 is fine and off she takes him..He is gone for about an hour and comes back grinning from ear to ear.
His other two buddies ask him for the details and he tells them that the most beautiful redhead he ever saw with the biggest breast he had ever seen came in and undressed him, got him excited, put a pineapple ring on it and ate it off.
The second guy jumps up and says "I'll take the $200.00 service and off he goes for about an hour and a half. Comes back and tells his buddies "Damn,,a brunette and a blond came in, huge breast, and put 3 pineapple rings on it and some whipped cream and ate it off".
The third guy of course opts for the $500.00 service and off he goes...but he is back in about 15 minutes and not looking to well. His buddies thought he was sick and asked him what was wrong. He said, well three of the most beautiful women I ever saw laid me on the bed, took my clothes off, excited me, put 5 pineapple rings on it, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate syrup and crushed almonds on it..I rolled my head over and saw it in the mirror and it looked so good I ate it myself"
3 questions to determine the answer. But honestly I had no idea that this was this hard...nobody has gotten all three correct...so if your having trouble and you have any children..go ask them for help. LOL.
1. What is the correct pronunciation of the capitol of Kentucky?
Do you say louis ville, or do you say louie ville?
there is only one "correct" way... do you know?
2. If you are standing in the geographic center of Detroit (Michigan) and you travel on a course of magnetic south..What is the first forgien country you will come to?
3. A ship is docked at Low Tide and is showing 12 steps above the water line. Each step of the ladder is 1 foot apart. Assuming the tide will rise 9 feet in 10 hours and will rise the same amount each hour....... How may steps of the ladder will be showing in 4 and 1/2 hours from now?
The desk clerk tells them that if they will all three share a room they can have it for $30.00 as it is so early in the morning, and check out time would be 9:00am.
The three guys agree and each chip in $10.00......for a total of $30.00.
The next morning at 6:00am the motel manager arrives and checks the nighly check in roster and clears the nighly receipts. He notices the charge for the 3 men and the time of arrival and tells the desk clerk that he overcharged the 3 men and for him to refund $5.00 as the rate should have only been $25.00. He gives the desk clerk $5.00 in ones and tells him to take the money to the men...
On the way to the room the desk clerk decides that since the men do not know they are getting a refund, he will keep $2.00 for himself.
He arrives at the room and explains that there was as overcharge and gives each man a $1.00 back.
Now...this means that instead of each man paying $10.00 for the room they only paid $9.00 each.....
So...$9.00 each is $27.00...and the desk clerk kept $2.00..where is the other dollar?............
Hey bella, don't even try this one sweetheart.....I love you, but if you lock yourself out of your house...this is better left alone.
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