THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TAB....
Ok..you've all done it..stayed out longer than you told your wife or girlfriend you would be out..you said you would be home by 11:00pm and here it is 2:20am and you know you are in some really deep shit....you did not call or anything...just got wrapped up with your buddies in what you were doing and the time just slipped right by....Yes hell you have to done this.....so you rush home, cut the car lights off a block before the house, coast to the driveway and push the car into the garage..then off with the shoes, no house lights, tip-toe, make no noise and pray to your almighty that she is fast asleep...Well she's not is she..she's sitting in the dark waiting for you.. and you are had..............
Well dumb ass what did you expect..you have done it all wrong from the start....next time try this and I promise you not a word will be said by your wife when you arrive home the next time you forget to call................
No matter what time you arrive, make all the noise you can pulling into the drive way...honk the horn..blink the lights....Sober or not..get out of the car,
stumble around for a minute of so, get to the door and sling it open..make it hit the wall behind it....then hollar "Hey babe, I'm home and Horney and half drunk....I'm ready for some hot sex"....
I promise you that when you get to the bedroom, she WILL BE ASLEEP....AND NOT A WORD will be
SAID..................................................
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I have a so-called good friend who is currently in Alaska working for the state. He sent me this and told me that if you look at it long enough you can see the ocean...Well after 2 hours, and tired eyes, I am convinced that he is playing a mean trick on me...There is no ocean...I'm sure of this...but I will keep looking just in case I'm missing something...I am convinced that none of you would do anything like this to a good friend..
Just can't figure out why John would do this....we are really close. 
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